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niall horan ♡

cliterallysame:

this is honestly my favorite post


dangerhamster:

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British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can


reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.


alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 


me n my turtle boyfriend
me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell

neyagawa:

foxnewsofficial:

you could really fuck with your baby if you get something embarrassing tattooed on the top of their head when they’re born and don’t tell them then they go bald 50 years later like what the fuck

never become a parent



reminysce:

I want to grow up and live in a small apartment in new york and have a husky and be with you.


relahvant:

petition for being awake before 10 to be illegal




jbkats:

"paramore was pulled off tour for a week when hayley was 16 because her mom grounded her" is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard


intoasylum:

accurate representation of my life tbh


jakemalik:

"I did my homework right away so I didn’t have to wait till the last minute like you.."

image


clubbedsoda:

“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER


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