shebachan:

farrox:

farrox:

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

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I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT

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i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton


crebit:

i’m in friend love with all of you


rneerkat:

an sentence like this makes me feel uncomfortable


definited:

when your mother repeats what you have to do thousand times

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most



rhibros:

tumblr is blocked on my schools internet for being a dating site

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radhomo:

my new favorite color


quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory
boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

openlyawesome:

someone’s building an actual Krusty Krab less than 6 miles from where i live

no really, it’s in construction

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it’s coming along nicely

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they put up the flags

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Updates:

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obesenigger:

"describe yourself in one word" image



fvming:

I broke up with the door

It just wouldn’t open up to me


sidnugget:

when did i get this fat


burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused


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