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dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool



inter-webs:

*sigh* why am i better than everyone


oomshi:

my phone battery died faster than my dreams


homohustle:

jotarokujo:

what if the new animal species we discover each year are actually being dropped off by aliens? like they have an over abundance of yeti crabs or something and so they brought some to earth because they knew we’d get a kick out of this

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This is the cutest conspiracy theory I’ve ever heard


snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money



officialmyspace:

im so jealous of hot people


laughfever:

Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE

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holyghoul:

im just a human bean


mormondad:

i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet



‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’

what if i cut off your left leg

would that make you stronger

would it


ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job


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