remember this annoying thing?
i want to make friends but at the same time no
i think we found the opposite of nash greir
I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing
the travel is better than the arrival
I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles
my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.
“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”
“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”
“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”
*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex
the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love
trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown