dulect:

remember this annoying thing?

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tescosfinest:

i want to make friends but at the same time no


concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir


communistbakery:

I hate when my teachers lower my test scores… it’s so degradeing



playmate:

the travel is better than the arrival


bootsi:

I won’t take selfies with other people y’all don’t know my angles



lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex


hoekage:

the main thing i look forward to in life is raising dogs w/ someone i love


reallylameblog:

trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine


hotsuburbandad:

This water is VEGAN???? *spits it out* bring me some meat water you punk clown



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